A REALLY REALLY SILLYidea FOR 2026

 

BUT let's be really, really, really silly and let's spruik this idea to a BLOODYpolical representative and scribble down what they say and tell

EVERYone!!! It could be a LIFEchanging experience!!

INVEST IN FOODwaste

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DO SOMETHING NOT NOTHING ... THAT IS A SILLY IDEA

The art of doing nothing seems to be counterintuitive in a society that values constant productivity, busyness and profit making. However intentionally setting aside time to do nothing, could be a ploy to enable the authorities an opportunity reap the benefits of being relaxed and comfortable. As we experience the effects firsthand, we can attest to the importance of the authorities and engage in the restful activity of GUNNADO. So why not give it a try for WORLDsillYWEEK? You may be surprised by how beneficial it is for those in authority. Having had that experience you can then GOsilly and try and do something ... IT IS WORLDsillYWEEK AFTER ALL!!

2026 MINDLESS RUBBISH

A SCORE FOR 6 ACTIONS

1. BUY something: and
2. USE the bit that you like or need; and
3. CHUCK what's left into your trashcan;
4. WATCH the authorities take it, along with a lot of other stuff, to a waste management centre; and
5. MINDLESSLY imagine that that the bit that you chucked away is gone; and then
6. EXAMINE your conscience to discover the mindlessness of what you have done; and
7. CONSIDER what else you could have done and tell someone

 

 

THOSE PILLS

 

WORLDsillyWEEK LAUNCESTON 2025

 

LETS MAKE LAUNCESTON GREAT  AGAIN

To get your licence the do SILLYscribbles (sample below) simply ask the Mayor and supply:

• a receipt number for a recent donation to a registered charity; and
• the name of the licencee.
  

You will receive via eMail a link that will enable you to print off as many licences as you may wish. It is recommended that you print at least two, one to be carried with you just in case you are called upon to present it and another to be framed and displayed in a prominent position in order that your actions during WORLD SILLYweek may be better understood.

Please note that there will be a small fee charged for the preparation of the file. The fee in Launceston  is only payable by cash at a registered collection point. The Mayor's Office will advise on the appropriate place.

PLEASE NOTE: People in public office need not apply for this licence in their role as public servants given that, in general and by-and-large, many are inclined to behave as if they already have one and moreover one that is operative for 365 days per year.

CRINGEworthy BEHAVIOUR SANCTIONED 

WOLDsillyWEEK OPENS @ 11.11am DOCUMENTED

 

For all those who entertaIned the idea that at 11.11am Friday June 14 WORLDsillyWEEK would not and could not happen IF they ignored it. 

Well 11.11am happens every day around the world on auspicious and ordinary days alike. Here it is documented just outside the Mayor of Launceston's office and had he looked out the window he too would have witnessed it. However, he failed to respond to and invitation to attend and that just might have been because there was no mention of a ribbon to cut or an envelope to open.

However, please note that the TIGERbus passed, the traffic flowed in an orderly manner, people walked together on the street and a man wearing a FROCKcoat and TOPhat crossed the road at the traffic lights. The TOWN HALL CLOCK rang out at 11am and at 11.11am the little hand was on 11 and the big hand was on 11 and it was correct.

SO, 11.11 am happened and WORLDsillyWEEK began albeit without the Mayor's acknowledgement or participation. Anyway, once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to where you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to? Mayor!!??

THE BIG JAMM-SLAMM

THESE EVENTS ARE GREAT WHEN THEY 

ARE SPONTANEOUS AND UNSCRIPTED

Like every other place, I guess, this place was quite a different place when we were youngsters. There were a few clubs, and they had what we called JAMMsessions night after night and sometimes the police came. 

EVERYONE CAN DO SOMETHING

GET WITH IT AND DO WHATEVER

TOGETHER AND IT'LL BE GOOD

ITS WORLDsillyWEEK AFTER ALL

LAUNNY'S LONG NIGHT 2024

Dear Councillors, Council’s Executive Team, et al,

This being the 22nd Year WORLDsillyWEEK has been acknowledged in Launceston and that the LONGEST NIGHT being an auspicious time to be acknowledged, you are invited to gather in Civic Square and on Town Hall steps to:

• Meet and mingle with some of the city’s homeless and their supporters; and
• Sponsor a ROUGHsleeper on Town Hall steps; and
• Share a LAUNNYsnack/meal with those in attendance; and
• Bring an instrument of any kind for a bit of a LAUNNYjamm.; and
• Take a selfie or two for SOCIALmedia to demonstrate that Launceston is a CARINGcity as well as being a GASTROMONYcity!

It is anticipated that people might begin gathering 5.30/6.00ish no RSVP required just turn up and be counted as a WORLDsillyWEEK #22 Celebrant.

DESIGNED TO BE RUBBISH

 

It's time to rein in our insatiable fashion addiction

By Daniel Briggs .... June 3 2024 - 12:35pm

Like many addictions, the one involving fashion - the urge to be constantly wearing something new - is hard to explain to those not in its grip.

WATCH: Rae Knopik is the founder of fashion brand Gren. According to her, real ethical fashion is when the person making the clothes is paid a living wage and works in safe humane conditions. 16-year-old Siobhan Hall is a Depop seller and has made over $2000 in her fashion side hustle gig.

And, also like many addictions, those who are susceptible to the lure of fast fashion are many and varied. It's not just young people, or poor people, or privileged people, or those with other difficult circumstances. And it doesn't have direct health implications to the individual, unless you count financial health.

But the fact remains Australia's shopping addiction is fuelling a fast fashion waste crisis.

But it's difficult to convince people buying lots of cheap clothing is, in fact, harmful to the environment. As reported earlier this week, more than 200,000 tonnes of clothing end up in Australian landfills each year, equal in weight to almost four Sydney Harbour Bridges.

There was a time in living memory when most people bought only a few items a year, and wore them for many years.

Nowadays, research from the Australia Institute shows the average Australian buys 56 new clothing items a year. This number seems preposterous, but it's undeniable that fashion has never been more accessible and easy to consume - and throw away.

In this time of plenty, when owning multiple pairs of trousers or jackets or dresses isn't considered extravagant, we like to comfort ourselves in the knowledge that at least we are donating our unwanted clothes to charities, like Vinnies or the Salvos.

Clothes are too easily discarded in Australia. It's time for a change. Picture Shutterstock

But the sentiment doesn't translate to the other end of the equation, where volunteer workers have to discard so much unusable clothing, leading to all that landfill.

And Canberrans, with our higher than average incomes, would seem to be among the worst offenders.

We like to think of ourselves as progressive, enlightened, and more in tune with sustainability and environmental considerations than other capitals, but when it comes to fashion, we are not living up to this idealised version.

Shops like Zara and H&M used to be the culprits for wasteful fast fashion, but the rise of online brands like Temu and Shein have left these brands in the shade.

Spending $10 on jeans and $3 on a T-shirt has become the norm, and no one seems to mind that said T-shirt barely lasts one spin in the wash.

The irony used to be that cheap clothes were unaffordable when the price was calculated on a cost-per-wear basis, but the comically low prices have made even this equation ridiculous.

How have we got to this place, and when did such consumer behaviour become normalised?

GOODnews FOR WsW!!

 

SILLYweekPOSSUM

WARNING

DO NOT EAT RAW GAME MEAT OR LAMB

AS IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE BEHAVING IN

A DANGEROUSLY SILLY WAY

JUST SO LONG AS THE GAME MEAT YOU EAT

HAS BEEN COOKED AT 60ºC PLUS IT IS SAFE

 

NB: THE PORK BELLY IS OPTIONAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyFbr7Mzq0w

There are better options than this example in a city of gastronomy, SEE ABOVE Anyway go ask your favourite eating place to get with the project. This is offered as a starting point.

AUSTRALIAN POSSUM
1 possum ..... 5 tbs balsamic vinegar ..... 5 onions ..... 2 cloves garlic ..... 5 carrots ..... 1 stalk celery ..... 2 turnips  ..... 3 tomatoes  ..... 2 tbs cold pressed olive oil  ..... 1 clump italian parsley 

1 tbs fresh rosemary .... 5 bay leaves  ..... 3 cloves 2 tbs Vegemite  ....1 damper (like a hot dog roll) 

Note: Possums are a protected species in Australia. They cannot be trapped, shot or hunted. If you run over an Australian possum, and it is still alive, call WIRES, which protects Australia's native fauna. ... If it's dead, then this recipe may serve a purpose. ALSO, In Launceston there is a LEGAL possum meat supplier ... CLICK HERE ...First, skin the possum, checking first for lice, myxomitosis, and living young in the pouch. .... Separate legs from breast. Discard head, neck, tail and claws. If you wish, hold the offal for thanksgiving stuffing. 

Then cut the possum into long stringy pieces. ... Marinate overnight in vinegar, rosemary, bay leaf, clove, garlic & oil mixture.  ... Make the roll: split the damper, and spread vegemite on each side. Put aside. ... Chop the carrot, turnip and tomato into small pieces, then cook with the rest of the ingredients, and stew in a pot, adding a chicken stock cube for seasoning.  Dip the possum pieces in the pot, then barbecue for 20 minutes (or until cooked to personal taste). 

 To serve: like a hot dog, use the damper & vegemite roll to surround pieces of possum. ...Serve with chips, salad and beer.

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WsW7250 The silliness has started already

 

In Launceston's Town Hall and the city's CIVICspaces the silliness is palpable as the DEPUTYmayor on behalf of who knows who, he advocates more and more talking albeit that the talking thus far has only seen the rise and rise of the city's HOMElessness! What on GOD'Searth is all this about.

While on the street outside Town Hall charities are jockying for space to do their thing for those suffering housing stress. This is great BUT then silliness kicks in. The story goes one charity want another to vacate the space in order that they can claim the accolades. Just what is that about? As this year's WORLDsillyWEEK no doubt more silliness will present itself.

EssentIally what is going on is bureaucratic DOTseparation rather than DOTjoining pure and simple and those suffering HOMElessness grow in number because of BUREAUCRATICsilliness by-and-large! 

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